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	<title>BLARG! &#187; WTF</title>
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		<title>Down the Rabbit Hole</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2008/01/15/down-the-rabbit-hole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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A while back I played a little game where I randomly picked a start point in Wikipedia and documented my path through the information, which meant following one and only one link from one page to the next.  A navigational train of thought, if you will.  Here&#8217;s how I got from Third Eye [...]]]></description>
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<p>A while back I played a little game where I randomly picked a start point in Wikipedia and documented my path through the information, which meant following one and only one link from one page to the next.  A navigational train of thought, if you will.  Here&#8217;s how I got from Third Eye to the Semantic Web &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_eye">Third Eye</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairvoyance">Clairvoyance</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astral_projection">Astral Projection</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_beats">Binaural Beats</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_amplification">Intelligence Amplification</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom_of_crowds">Wisdom of Crowds</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_2.0">Web 2.0</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_web">Semantic Web</a></p>
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		<title>Hillarious Ad Placement</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2007/08/27/hillarious-ad-placement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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RE: Beatbots Message Boards
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<p>RE: <a href="http://www.beatbots.com/cgi-bin/board/YaBB.pl?num=1188255987">Beatbots Message Boards</a></p>
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		<title>Me, In Simpsons Form</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2007/07/06/me-in-simpsons-form/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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Make your own here: http://www.simpsonsmovie.com
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<p>Make your own here: <a href="http://www.simpsonsmovie.com">http://www.simpsonsmovie.com</a></p>
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		<title>Steven Seagal and Thunderbox!</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2006/06/19/steven-seagal-and-thunderbox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 16:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Beau has brought it to my attention that not only is Steven Segal in a blues band, they are playing in Maryland on June 22.  Hillarious.  If the tickets weren&#8217;t $40/seat I&#8217;d totally be there.  His backing band is called Thunderbox!!  How sweet is that?
Mojo Priest is the follow-up album to [...]]]></description>
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<a href="http://beau.squarespace.com/">Beau</a> has brought it to my attention that not only is Steven Segal in a <a href="http://www.stevenseagal.com/calendar/">blues band</a>, they are <a href="http://www.mdtheatre.org/shop/detail.asp?product_id=202">playing in Maryland</a> on June 22.  Hillarious.  If the tickets weren&#8217;t $40/seat I&#8217;d totally be there.  His backing band is called Thunderbox!!  How sweet is that?</p>
<blockquote><p>Mojo Priest is the follow-up album to Seagal&#8217;s European release, Songs From The Crystal Cave, which was a #1 record in France. With his musical presence recognized all over Europe, Seagal plans to now dazzle audiences across the United States during his upcoming tour. Steven will soon be known for more than taking care of business on the big screen: his guitar licks will speak for themselves.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>ARPHID?</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2006/05/19/arphid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 13:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was scoping Boing Boing this morning and saw this article about ARPHIDs, and their projected applications in the future.  I&#8217;m still not really sure what ARPHIDs (RFIDs) and Oyster Cards are all about (don&#8217;t have time to do more research at the present, unfortunately), but I wanted to pass it on before I forgot. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was scoping <a href="http://www.boingboing.net">Boing Boing</a> this morning and saw <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/18/audio_from_bruce_ste.html">this article about ARPHIDs</a>, and their projected applications in the future.  I&#8217;m still not really sure what ARPHIDs (RFIDs) and Oyster Cards are all about (don&#8217;t have time to do more research at the present, unfortunately), but I wanted to pass it on before I forgot.  This article lead me to <a href="http://odeo.com">Odeo</a>, and their article on <a href="http://odeo.com/channel/85358">Oyster Card field recordings</a> in the London Underground.  I listened to their <a href="http://odeo.com/audio/967977/view">field recording No. 1</a>, and I&#8217;m not sure if that delay effect is a natural occurance or something they did in post production, but either way it sounds awesome.  Give it a listen!</p>
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		<title>&#8230;..what&#8230;.the&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..fuck&#8230;&#8230;..??!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2006/04/21/whatthefuck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[best clip i&#8217;ve seen in years, hands down.
its a public access religious show from california.
once the music stops playing and it focuses on him taking
callers, shit even gets more ridiculous.
and why&#8217;s his bible the size of a fuckin phonebook?
enjoy.
one man show

Nicked from Tem.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>best clip i&#8217;ve seen in years, hands down.</p>
<p>its a public access religious show from california.<br />
once the music stops playing and it focuses on him taking<br />
callers, shit even gets more ridiculous.</p>
<p>and why&#8217;s his bible the size of a fuckin phonebook?<br />
enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=7jIWWFBvs7A">one man show</a>
</p></blockquote>
<p>Nicked from <strong>Tem</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Zombies!!</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2006/01/25/zombies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 22:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. If zombies took your town over where would you go for safety?:
First I&#8217;d try to make it to Colege Park to Virgil&#8217;s, cause he&#8217;s got 20+ guns including many semi automatic rifiles. Then the gun store down the street from his house for more ammo. Then straight to the country cause everyone knows that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>1. If zombies took your town over where would you go for safety?:</strong><br />
First I&#8217;d try to make it to Colege Park to Virgil&#8217;s, cause he&#8217;s got 20+ guns including many semi automatic rifiles. Then the gun store down the street from his house for more ammo. Then straight to the country cause everyone knows that major cities are prime locations for massive zombie infestations.</p>
<p><strong>2. What would you use to kill zombies?:</strong><br />
A 9mm would do the job. An axe would also work. If I didn&#8217;t have an axe handy I&#8217;d probably fashion myself a long spear.</p>
<p><strong>3. If your gf/bf got bit what would you do?:</strong><br />
Whatever they wanted me to do.</p>
<p><strong>4. Is the mall a really good idea?:</strong><br />
For pillaging, not for permanent residence.</p>
<p><strong>5. Would it be hard to kill your friends and family members if they were zombies?:</strong><br />
Kinda sorta.</p>
<p><strong>6. Would you be able to have sex knowing zombies might bust in at any time?:</strong><br />
I plan to secure a location where zombies can&#8217;t bust in at any time. A &#8217;stronghold&#8217; if you will.</p>
<p><strong>7. If you were bit would you tell?:</strong><br />
Yes, and I&#8217;d pull the trigger myself.</p>
<p><strong>8. If you see one of your worst enemies would you shoot them even though they were not infected?:</strong><br />
I don&#8217;t have worst enemies. If I did, I&#8217;d only shoot them if they were trying to kill/rob me and/or my group.</p>
<p><strong>9. What would you do to your car to make it zombie proof?:</strong><br />
Right after I grouped with Virgil and the guns I&#8217;d acquire a more secure vehicle. A school bus would be ideal cause it&#8217;s so high off the ground. Some kind of utility van would be a good second choice, and probably more viable since I have no idea how to drive a school bus. Then again utility vans don&#8217;t have much hood space, which is needed when you have to run down zombies or push burning cars out of the road. Maybe a Volvo? I heard those are safe.</p>
<p><strong>10. Do you worry about zombies taking over?:</strong><br />
Bring it on.</p>
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		<title>How to Become a Freemason</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2006/01/21/how-to-become-a-freemason/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 18:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How can I become a Mason?
To become a Freemason you must:

Be a man of at least 21 years of age
Be of good moral character
Have a personal belief in a Supreme Being (the definition of a Supreme Being is a personal matter for each individual)
Decide to become a Mason of &#8220;your own free will and accord&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em>How can I become a Mason?</em></strong></p>
<p>To become a Freemason you must:</p>
<ul>
<li>Be a man of at least 21 years of age</li>
<li>Be of good moral character</li>
<li>Have a personal belief in a Supreme Being (the definition of a Supreme Being is a personal matter for each individual)</li>
<li>Decide to become a Mason of &#8220;your own free will and accord&#8221; without expectation of any material gain or benefits</li>
<li>Be loyal to your country</li>
<li>Be dedicated to providing for your own family</li>
<li>Have a sincere determination to conduct yourself in a manner that will earn the respect and trust of others</li>
<li>Possess a desire to help others through community service and universal benevolence</li>
</ul>
<p>TO PURSUE YOUR INTEREST IN BECOMING A MEMBER follow these steps:</p>
<ul>
<li>Talk with someone you know who is a Freemason</li>
<li>If you do not know anyone who is a Mason, contact a Lodge in your neighbourhood</li>
<li>Masons do not solicit for members. You&#8217;ll need to express your personal interest in joining Freemasonry</li>
<li>
You may be invited to meet with the Lodge Committee or selected Members to discuss your application and to answer your questions.</li>
<li>
Subject to you being considered eligible and properly motivated you will be asked to complete an application for membership and return it to your local Lodge Secretary</li>
</ul>
<p>Your application will be presented to a Lodge Meeting and a secret ballot conducted in which Members vote on your suitability. You will be notified of the result and invited to attend a Lodge Meeting for your initiation into Membership.</p>
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		<title>Addictions to pornography can be overcome!</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2006/01/19/addictions-to-pornography-can-be-overcome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Addictions to pornography can be overcome!
John Bennett just brought this site to my attention.  Awesome.  Check out their eCards, &#8220;for pornography addicts and the people who love them&#8221;.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.firesofdarkness.com/">Addictions to pornography can be overcome!</a></p>
<p>John Bennett just brought this site to my attention.  Awesome.  Check out their <a href="http://www.firesofdarkness.com/ecards.htm">eCards</a>, &#8220;for pornography addicts and the people who love them&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Google Braille</title>
		<link>http://blarg.hexplosion.com/2006/01/04/google-braille/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 18:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google put up this remixed banner today to celebrate the birthday of Louis Braille.  Awesome.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google put up this remixed banner today to celebrate the birthday of Louis Braille.  Awesome.</p>
<p><a href="http://blarg.hexplosion.com/wp-images/upload/braille.gif"><img src='http://blarg.hexplosion.com/wp-images/upload/braille.gif' alt='Google Braille' /></a></p>
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